HUMOR

Thank God My Husband Is Going Blind

Awkwardly so, I am thankful for his declining vision. Perhaps God made it that way for a reason! He gave women exhaustion, so they stopped trying to win any argument and gave men blindness, so we did not have to wear makeup anymore. A splendid tradeoff if you ask me.

The Big Secret in Publishing

However, if you do not have a degree, this isn’t the end of the world. Thankfully, flagship imprints like Simon and Schuster are abandoning traditional blurb requirements based on whether writers obtained an MFA. The Oxford Review is gleefully joining this band of rebels.